Shawn Turner was a lazy, foul-mouthed programmer who spent more time insulting strangers on the internet than fixing his own life. Then, one morning, a Bible appeared in his apartment. He threw it in the trash. It came back. No matter how many times he got rid of it, the book kept multiplying… until it finally spoke. It claimed to be God. And God had a job offer. Shawn wasn’t chosen for his virtue, his faith, or his kindness. He was chosen because he needed redemption. The deal was simple: Serve as God’s messenger in another world and spread His word… or face Hell when his life finally came to an end. But redemption does not come without punishment. In the other world, Shawn is reborn as a priestess, capable of performing real miracles—at a severe physical and mental cost. In his own world, he remains the same man he has always been. Eight hours. That’s the maximum amount of time he can stay in the other world before being dragged back to reality.